A Urinal That Turns Your Stream Into A Guitar Solo, A Kid Breaks Out Dad’s Heroin For Show And Tell And A Lady Strips At The Airport

Let's face it - some people deserve to be made fun of and I'm just the man for the job.

Today I pass along a story about one of the greatest inventions of our time, a tale of a kid who doesn't quite understand that his teacher isn't as excited as his dad's friends are about his stash of heroine, and we learn that at least one woman becomes incredibly awesome when not allowed to smoke a cigarette.

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