I guess if you have no earthly idea what a vagina (or anus for that matter) looks like you might actually mistake one nasty-ass sex toy for a two-headed mushroom.  And I would have to be one irresponsible sumbitch to not have the full story of a Chinese news station that was apparently oblivious to the aforementioned body parts in today's "News of the WTF?".

As is always the case, I have more for you than that - I'll tell you about the airline that almost gave away "free" beer and I even attempt to go into the mind of a dude who went from asking for a smoke to dropping trou at the neighbor's house.

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