A TMNT Porno Exists and We All Knew Only One Porn Star Could Handle That Job [VIDEO]

A new Ninja Turtles movie is coming this summer. A porn parody was only natural to follow.

If you're around my age, you grew up with the Ninja Turtles. This also means you're an adult now and have probably watched some porn in your lifetime. Well these two things are somehow coming together. That's right, no CGI either, Ninja Turtles in costumes just like the movies out of the 90's.

The movie features all four of the Ninja Turtles, with sweet porno names. Plus Casey Jones and a hot female Shredder. You know damn well though, only one person could play April O'Neil. That's right porn star April O'Neil, is playing April O'Neil. It's the role she was destined to play.