Apparently folks in India aren't exactly in the know when it comes to what it is that Adolph Hitler is known for, so a shop owner there was a little taken aback when Jewish residents had an issue with him calling his joint "Hitler". And I would be one irresponsible sumbitch if I didn't tell you the story in today's "News of the WTF?".

I also can't help but wonder just how much prison time an ignorant-ass is willing to risk for some free donuts and I examine the latest case of a human biting another human in Florida.