When making a business transaction, it's best if the seller demonstrates the quality of his product even if we are talking about an illegal firearm. However it is not best to actually shoot yourself in the junk while demonstrating said firearm and I tell you the unfortunate tale of a felon who did just that in today's "News of the WTF?".

I also take a minute to fill you in on a woman who actually thought people would surrender their rides to her while she used her finger in her pocket to pretend she had a gun and I tell you how otters are gaining respect in the wild.