I ain't one to judge 'cause lord knows I'm not above a little debauchery but auctioning off your wife (on your wedding night nonetheless) is just a little jacked up. Anyway, I've got that story along with yet another instance of geniuses finding themselves in a heap of trouble when they filmed themselves breaking the law and I'll fill you in on the thief who stole a dude's car - three times - in today's "News of the WTF?".