As disgusting and utterly wrong as it is, people in Japan actually paid to eat some guy's genitals. Can't be true you say? No, I didn't witness it first-hand but it makes for a damn good story nonetheless. I've got details on that story and I tell you about the stupidest sumbitch on the planet and a woman in Germany who exacted revenge on those damned telemarketers in today's "News of the WTF?".