I realize taking your child along with you to visit a hooker isn't an example of expert parenting but the chick should of at least honored the price they negotiated. Regardless, I have the story for you in this, the latest edition of my "News of the WTF?".

In addition to the story about our latest "Father of the Year" candidate, I second guess a dude who thought a blowtorch was a foolproof method of cleaning up cobwebs and I tell you more than you've ever wanted to know about a 700 pound woman's marathon sexcapades.