No, I'm not setting up some cheesy joke - a dude actually entered a bar with a zebra and a parrot and of course hilarity ensued. And being the responsible reporter that I am, I'll tell you how events unfolded in that situation in the latest edition of your "News of the WTF?". Along with that story, I give you my stance on the School of Public Affairs who due to a typo was the School of Pubic Affairs for a minute and we'll laugh at the former CNN Exec who put dog shit in his neighbor's mailbox.