You know, I really don't need an excuse to get drunk but it's always good to have some ammunition when the "you're drinking too much" offensive begins. Of course you want to know what I'm talking about and I'll line out your excuse for binge drinking in today's edition of the "News of the WTF?". Not only do I share that tidbit of info but I also ponder the need for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to issue an official statement on zombies and I get pissed at the newest candidate for "Mother of the Year".