A Dog Wedding, the Steak Sauce Assault and Never, Ever Mess With a “World of Warcraft” Player – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]

I guess putting on a lavish wedding for your dog is one way of coping with the reality that you're probably never gonna have the storybook wedding you always dreamed about and I have the story of a woman who did just that in today's "News of the WTF?".

It only gets better from there as I give you details of a dude who got so pissed at his girlfriend for reading "Fifty Shades of Grey" he assaulted her with hot sauce and I tell you exactly why you never jack with a geek.