I can think of a whole lotta instances where I would vote for a cat over a politician so I'm 110% behind a town in Alaska that voted one of the lazy sumbitches in as mayor and I get you up to speed on my new favorite political figure in today's "News of the WTF?".

Also in today's "News" I tell you why we all need to be on the lookout for lawn chairs falling from the sky and I give you details on one helluva b-double-e-double-r-u-n.