Well I guess if you're just throwed-off you might want to go on a "bro-date" with a dude that could very well be mistaken for a lesbian but I believe I'll pass. Make no mistake about it, I'm all for lesbians just not fabricated pop stars, so the thought of hanging out with Justin Bieber has never crossed my mind.

As you can imagine, someone wanted to do that very thing and when Bieber didn't accept their invitation they went with the next best(?) thing and I'll hook you up with all of the details in today's "News of the WTF?". With that story, I tell you about a down-right creepy offer from the getting-weirder-but-the-minute folks at Groupon and I go in a direction you might expect when I fill you in on sunglasses that make food appear larger than it actually is.