A dude hunting for "edible" mushrooms in Canada happened across one that weighed in at 57.4 pounds and he can say whatever the hell he wants but we all know he hit a hallucinogenic gold mine. And you're damn skippy I've got all of the tripped-out details in today's "News of the WTF?".

I also take a minute to laugh at the genius who called the cops when he got burned by a dude selling fake crack and I wonder why the hell you would ever want to open a Starbucks in a funeral home.