As cool as it sounds, I'm pretty sure having a bengal hanging around your house as security can't possibly end well. I'll get you a story about a dude who decided to go that direction along with a tale of a couple of taxi thieves who left a trail of flowers to help assist the cops in their capture and I give you the lowdown on the hippest dude on the planet who decided to implant magnets in his wrist to hold his iPod Nano in today's "News of the WTF?".