Leave it to some fashion designer to convince people with more money than sense to spend nearly three hundred bucks on a brown paper bag. And of course I have every ridiculous detail for you in today's "News of the WTF?".

I also tell you about an African dude that tempted karma in the absolute worst place - a hospital in a third world country - and believe it or not there's such a thing as "The Ugly Competition" and I've never even entered it.