Now I'm not a "car guy". I don't know specs and all of that, I just like this little nugget from USA Today about the new 2011 STR8 Dodge Charger;

It will leap from zero to 60 miles per hour in less than 5 seconds with a top speed of about 165 mph.

Even with not being a "car guy" I can you that that is some fine-ass American muscle. It will have a Hemi V8 and kick out 465 horses will laying rubber from here to New York. The Charger will not be ready until Fall and it does not have a list price as of yet. I think I'm getting car wood.

With the exception of the purple stripe, below is an exact copy of the car that used to drop me off at Elementary School.