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19 Atrocious Photos That Prove Engagement Pics Are Always a Bad Idea

Awful Engagement Photos

My philosophy with wedding planning is simple — just let the woman have what she wants as long as it doesn’t involve future shame. Engagement photos are future shame.

Even if the engagement photo is normal, twenty years from now, it will look ridiculous. Won’t the horribly comical wedding photos be enough? Do we really need a photo to remind the world there is more awful photos to come?

People still take awful and awkward engagement photos and there is nothing I can do to stop them…so…I’ll just make fun of them and hope it prevents future photos.

After they get married, she won’t even want to look at his cannon

Awful Engagement Photo 1

Oh deer, what a dumb buck

Awful Engagement Photo 2

He’s accustomed to the fish smell

Awful Engagement Photo 3

Just hope you don’t get multiple lives

Jeff & Katie's Engagement Session

Their Garden of Eden involves trailer hitches

Awful Engagement Photo 5

If that’s Spider-Man, the bad guys win

Awful Engagement Photo 6

Here is a reason to arm animals with hunting rifles

Awful Engagement Photo 7

We’ll just assume they don’t have sex

Awful Engagement Photo 8

Not the last time he’ll piss her off

Awful Engagement Photo 9

If it were really prison, at least he’d have a chance at conjugal visits

Awful Engagement Photo 10

Actually, this one is kind of funny

Awful Engagement Photo 11

I would have just shot him and mounted his head

Awful Engagement Photo 17

“We said, is this the drive-thru clinic?!?”

Awful Engagement Photo 13

At least he doesn’t have to worry about getting hit in the balls since he lost his when they started dating

Awful Engagement Photo 14

Are they making a poop joke? Ca-lassy

Awful Engagement Photo 15

That’s his nickname for her vagina

Awful Engagement Photo 16

Eh, throw her back

Awful Engagement Photo 18

According to her lab tests, there should be an H in there too

Awful Engagement Photos 19

Nailed it

Awful Engagement Photo 12

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